danke papa ,keep your advices for your stupid mom.
Don't talk about your grandma that way, you dumb fucking ingrate.
i prefer finishing good old game in the night than sucking old dick for money like you in summer time.
I'd rather suck an old dick for money than hear another one of you tired, dipshit posts on a game no one liked that you spent far to much time on to be able to brag, unless your some sort of ginger that lights on fire the second sunlight hits them (like Syanide), then my suggestion of leaving your darkened basement in the house the parents that don't love you anymore allow you to wither away in, should be something you very closely examine before you dismiss it.
Did you know there are girls out there that might let you stick your wiener in them? Yep. (ok, well, not YOU, but, maybe you can live vicariously through someone near you as they regale you with tales of their conquests - yes! REAL LIFE CONQUESTS).
While I'm sure you'd prefer to be knuckle up, and fist deep hiding in a closet alone, in between endless hours playing a 4 year old game, someday you'll turn 14, get a real job, and start experiencing life. And when you do, you might even look back and wonder why no one told you that you were a waste of life. *I* my turtle-keistering friend, *I* AM telling you.
