Author Topic: Eminem  (Read 3651 times)

Offline Delta3000

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Eminem
« on: September 14, 2013, 11:54:34 AM »
This guy...  I've never liked him, I think he's a self-absorbed talentless fuck whose only claim to fame is championing the term wigger.  His movie was utter bullshit, his songs are pathetic, he can't rap, has a croaky voice, and should have just stayed wherever he fucked off to. 

The reason I rant is because he's come back out of the woodwork with an even shitter song with terrible lyrics and his worst vocal ability to date.  He sounds like a some gehtto bitch squawking at her harem peers.  It's dire.  And this is the real thing that pisses me off about this faggot - this new release is clearly a reflex to the success and praise that Mackelmore has been getting of late, so he decides to get himself back in the limelight to contest a title he somehow owned due to an army of tone deaf, musically uninspired fucking sewer gutter that put him on that pedestal in the first place.  He would miserably on something like X-Factor, but he'll probably do alright because of said legion of mouth-breathing, I-use-my-shit-for-toothpaste yokels throwing themselves at their master.

I like Mackelmore's stuff, it's fun and original, he can actually rap, and his songs aren't self-absorbant nonsense.  When I first heard his shit I thought "now here's a whitey that can actually do what Eminem claimed he could.  Oh yeah whatever happened to Eminem?  Whatever his stuff was shit".  And that was it, care over.
Now here the shallow faggot comes, bored of spending his money and trying to claw his way back into the media.

Fuck that cunt.

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Re: Eminem
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2013, 06:45:30 PM »
So... You want to suck Eminem's balls?
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Re: Eminem
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2013, 07:40:14 PM »
I'm sorry, but to speak in broad terms; Rap sucks.
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Re: Eminem
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2013, 10:18:32 PM »
I had to rant, it was destroying me inside. On anothernote, I'm writing this post with a stylus on a Note 3, how much cooler than Eminem am I?
Fuck yeah.

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Re: Eminem
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2013, 11:23:52 PM »
Why so much hate if you just don't like the artist? The fact that you dislike the guy and/or his music is very understandably. But hate? This rant? It can't be just it.

BTW, I'm thinking about buying a Note 3. What do you think about it? Is the S-Voice improved?
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Re: Eminem
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2013, 02:02:28 AM »
I'm sorry, but to speak in broad terms; Rap sucks.

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Re: Eminem
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2013, 06:10:23 PM »
Yeah, his new song is pretty lame.
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Re: Eminem
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2013, 06:32:55 PM »
Opinions about music are like ass holes. Everyone has one and they all stink except for mine.

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Re: Eminem
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2013, 06:37:24 PM »
Opinions about music are like ass holes. Everyone has one and they all stink except for mine.
mine stinks too but it's still better than everyone elses.
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Re: Eminem
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2013, 06:55:08 PM »
Imagine a chick with a non stinky asshole and pussy.
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Re: Eminem
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2013, 07:14:05 PM »
music these days sucks...period

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Re: Eminem
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2014, 04:28:35 PM »
You like Macklemore and hate Eminem? Are you a 12 year old girl or what?  :o

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Re: Eminem
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2014, 06:15:18 AM »
You like Macklemore and hate Eminem? Are you a 12 year old girl or what?  :o

Everyone else discussed this shit 3 months ago. Quit bumping stupid threads to give your shitty opinion... because around here, no one fucking cares what one more retards opinions are.
Enjoy the forum and join in current threads, or go the fuck away.
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Re: Eminem
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2014, 09:11:48 PM »
You like Macklemore and hate Eminem? Are you a 12 year old girl or what?  :o

Everyone else discussed this shit 3 months ago. Quit bumping stupid threads to give your shitty opinion... because around here, no one fucking cares what one more retards opinions are.
Enjoy the forum and join in current threads, or go the fuck away.

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Re: Eminem
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2014, 10:10:35 PM »
Why so much hate if you just don't like the artist? The fact that you dislike the guy and/or his music is very understandably. But hate? This rant? It can't be just it.

BTW, I'm thinking about buying a Note 3. What do you think about it? Is the S-Voice improved?

S-Voice is shit,  I don't know if it was shitter before or not.  But it doesn't matter because google voice is super awesome sauce on a stick.  It gets my accent every time and that's something to shout about.