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RE: Question for blackme
« on: December 15, 2012, 01:00:45 PM »
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  My buddy and I were walking through a community hall to meet a couple bitches, when we hear VERY loud swearing, arguing, and the slamming of hands on tables. Turns out the niggers play dominos there on weekends.

Holy fuck, it was bad enough when they saw a couple crackers staring at them from the doorway, but I really thought they were going to beat the shit out of each other. Jesus Christ, it was a fucking violent atmosphere. I couldn't believe no one pulled a gun. I heard the word motherfucker more times in 5 minutes than in my entire life. I didn't see any money on the tables either.

2 questions to you: Is this normal behavior when they play dominos? Also, what is the purpose of slamming dominos on the table as hard as they can?

Already googled, and came up empty.

i wanted to reply to this before it got binned as it caused me to erupt with a mighty uproarious laughter when i read it. i felt it my duty as an all around nice guy and guide for my brothers to help you towards the light.

ok, gimme a second cuz i'm still trying to stop laughing.

ok yes this is normal behaviour for people when they are having a good time, i'm sure it's not just black people, irish people have been pretty rowdy when i've observed them in action for instance. they were calling each other motherfucker because that's how people talk when they are friendly with each other. for instance i call all my closest friends and associates motherfuckers. e.g. "whats up motherfuckers" to which they would reply, "nothing much, just chillin'" or something to that effect.

the reason they were yelling is prolly because A.) people get loud when they are drunk, B.) people get loud when they are shit talking, C.) people get loud when they are having a good time. and the reason for slamming the dominoes on the table is simply for effect to go along with the shit talking. for instance when we (me and my homies) play cards, i will often fake like i am about to win a hand by raising the card i'm about to play way up over my head dramatically, before slamming it to the table, and yelling domino motherfucker(yes i know i'm playing cards thats part of the gag) like ice cube in friday. because it's funny, and the card i'm playing is a 2 and i did not win the hand, then we all laugh and continue.

finally the reason they were most likely staring at you is because while they were having fun and being free playing dominoes and relaxing, 2 white motherfuckers showed up in the doorway looking all lost and shit and started to stare at them as if they ain't never seen no motherfuckers playing dominoes or cards or whatever before.

finally a question from me to you. what the fuck do you all do when you're having fun? a masquerade ball? cuz thats how you talking, ijs (i'm just sayin') ya'll act like you ain't never had a card game or house party before where everyone is just chillin out.
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Re: RE: Question for blackme
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2012, 01:11:35 PM »
go away.
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Re: RE: Question for blackme
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2012, 02:07:45 PM »
The guy who posed the question should watch more National Geographic to learn a little bit more about black culture and their tribal instincts.
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Re: RE: Question for blackme
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2012, 02:42:30 PM »
I don't see why you bothered answering
 his stupid rant to be honest :-)

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Re: RE: Question for blackme
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2012, 03:09:07 PM »
Is this the "anything goes" forum?
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Re: RE: Question for blackme
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2012, 03:30:15 PM »
Is this the "anything goes" forum?

fuck off

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Re: RE: Question for blackme
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2012, 03:54:49 PM »
I'm sorry
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Re: RE: Question for blackme
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2012, 03:24:46 AM »
The guy who posed the question should watch more National Geographic to learn a little bit more about black culture and their tribal instincts.
This made me laugh.

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Re: RE: Question for blackme
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2012, 12:32:26 AM »
I've been around blacks that do this. Every other word out of their mouth has the root 'fuck' in it. Constant cursing and yelling at each other. They believe the louder you are the more right you are. White people do do this too, but they are usually wiggers who want to be black. You won't catch anyone with any type of education acting like this.
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Re: RE: Question for blackme
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2012, 12:48:26 AM »
and yelling domino motherfucker(yes i know i'm playing cards thats part of the gag) like ice cube in friday

that's not from Friday

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Re: RE: Question for blackme
« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2012, 08:56:16 AM »
and yelling domino motherfucker(yes i know i'm playing cards thats part of the gag) like ice cube in friday

that's not from Friday
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Re: RE: Question for blackme
« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2012, 05:56:33 AM »
yelling domino motherfucker(yes i know i'm playing cards thats part of the gag) like ice cube in friday.


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Re: RE: Question for blackme
« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2012, 04:05:37 PM »
look nigga ice cube was in it and he yelled domino motherfucker. that's all that is neccesary to get the point across.  also white people act just like that. i guess you all have never been to a party? cuz every party i've ever been to, white black chinese or mexicanish (ok i'm lying, never been to a chinese party) everyone is drunk and yelling and cursing and doing stupid shit (especially white people). where the fuck do you guys live where no one does anything at parties?
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Re: RE: Question for blackme
« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2012, 09:32:31 PM »
chinese parties sound amazing

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Re: RE: Question for blackme
« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2012, 09:45:52 PM »
There is only one Chinese party.