We have the capability to reset your post counts, and your join dates to what you *honestly* believe is accurate.
We cannot fix the old posts, sorry, that isn't happening in the foreseeable future.
If you want your post count/join date reset, post here, IN THIS THREAD ONLY.
We will do them as we get to it. It has to be done by hand, so be patient.
Posting in other threads or being shitty about it will make us ignore you.