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Offline KK

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« on: August 13, 2006, 02:53:42 PM »
Okay, so the off-topic section has been slightly boring as of late and I have an idea to spice it up a little.

My personal myspace account has nearly 4000 friends (no, i'm not bragging, just building up to the story), and a few months ago, was over my friends house and we had an idea to post some bulletins saying that i'm horny, etc and then see what happens.
We did this and literally seconds later we had a ton of messages in my inbox - MSN friend requests, Webcam invitations were popping up left right and centre.

Now, i've been a member here years, and since I can remember, every time a girl joins ISOnews or a girlfriend is mentioned theres a ton of demands for nudes.
So I was thinking, maybe we could set up a few fake myspace accounts, maybe find some hot amatuer teen girl photos, claim we're lesbians, only interested in girls trading photos and then spend a few hours building up our friends list with dirty hoes.
Maybe the icing on the cake would be to link them to this thread once the work is done...and then intice some new girls to the forums...  :lol:

This thread will probably be moved to SIP, but I think it has potential to be a classic. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2006, 04:13:48 PM »
you need a girlfriend badly
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« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2006, 04:22:54 PM »
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you need a girlfriend badly

Already have one mate.

I just thought this site is in need of an interesting thread seeing as most things seem to be news articles nowadays...
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« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2006, 05:41:19 PM »
Nice try though.
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« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2006, 05:51:57 PM »
Myspace friends: 4000.
Real friends: 1.
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« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2006, 06:58:50 PM »
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Myspace friends: 4000.
Real friends: 1.

LOL

KK, chances are the replies are of guys pretending to be girls. i have a myspace because my cousin wanted me to see her pics from her vacation and family pics, then my other cousins got on. next thing i know old friends found me and added me, which is cool because i otherwise would not have caught up on things. now why in god's name do you have 4,000 friends you obviously don't keep in touch with? lol

i've browsed myspace and seen so many fakes its rediculous. not just someone posting a couple pics of a girl, but pics of women i've seen on the net since my first aol account in '95.

that being said, post any nudie pics you get. thanks  :)
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« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2006, 07:37:10 PM »
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you need a girlfriend badly
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« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2006, 07:51:01 PM »
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Quote from: "Wulf"
Myspace friends: 4000.
Real friends: 1.

LOL

KK, chances are the replies are of guys pretending to be girls. i have a myspace because my cousin wanted me to see her pics from her vacation and family pics, then my other cousins got on. next thing i know old friends found me and added me, which is cool because i otherwise would not have caught up on things. now why in god's name do you have 4,000 friends you obviously don't keep in touch with? lol

i've browsed myspace and seen so many fakes its rediculous. not just someone posting a couple pics of a girl, but pics of women i've seen on the net since my first aol account in '95.

that being said, post any nudie pics you get. thanks  :)

Why do I have 4000 friends? To be honest I don't really know. I've been a member of myspace since not long after it launched and have only ever personally put in friend requests to people i've met in real life.
I do have a few 'well known' friends that i've known before they were 'famous', one that's in a major label band, has slept with Kelly O, and gone to the Osbournes house for dinner with the parents...I get shitloads of 'bummers' trying to add me because i'm in his list!
I don't get as many requests as I did probably 1 1/2 - 2 years ago. That whole 'emo' thing took off and now everyone on there are just stuck up cunts begging for comments all day.

There was this one that I used to talk to a year or so ago. Her face was so-so, but her body was fucking awesome...fuck it, i'll upload them seeing as the thread is turning to shit...

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http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/9466/gaygh7.jpg
http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/3072/mmmbananasqj0.jpg
http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/9430/picture003mb6.jpg
http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/2955/milo034oe8.jpg
http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/2528/milo041rq3.jpg
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you need a girlfriend badly
Like I said, I have one but she's gone back to see her family for a few weeks. that's why i'm posting this shit.
Don't like it? Lock it... :twisted:
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« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2006, 08:08:26 PM »
edit..cant hotlink the photo
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« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2006, 08:22:32 PM »
Quote from: "KK"
There was this one that I used to talk to a year or so ago. Her face was so-so, but her body was fucking awesome...fuck it, i'll upload them seeing as the thread is turning to shit...

NSFW
http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/9466/gaygh7.jpg
http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/3072/mmmbananasqj0.jpg
http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/9430/picture003mb6.jpg
http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/2955/milo034oe8.jpg
http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/2528/milo041rq3.jpg
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so what was her stage name?  :lol:
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« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2006, 09:12:06 PM »
wow you have a friend whose CLAIM TO FAME essentially, from the way you describe him, is that he was banging one of the ugliest bitches to curse the face of the earth
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« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2006, 09:18:57 PM »
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I do have a few 'well known' friends that i've known before they were 'famous', one that's in a major label band, has slept with Kelly O, and gone to the Osbournes house for dinner with the parents...I get shitloads of 'bummers' trying to add me because i'm in his list!
I know Bert Machlahalanbinladen from when the used was on its first tour ever. I remember I hung out with him in his tour bus and he gave me his hat. All he did was drink and puke. I saw them a few more times because my friend was the biggest fan. Bert got to know us by name, and he called our name out once on stage. He recorded my friends voicemail infront of a shit load of people, and my friend basically jizzed his pants with happiness. Then after the show, Bert was signing autographs and this douchebag asks him to record his voicemail, so Bert does it. About two weeks later we found this huge fan site of that loser claiming to be the first and only fan to get his voicemail done by Bert. And that's my the used story.
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« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2006, 10:33:22 PM »
wait so all you got out of this myspace shit is some pg13 nude pics? why not just watch porn instead
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« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2006, 12:07:43 AM »
why not find real girls in person and do the same
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lol first of all that running away thing was just a joke...and about the sucking black cock thing, yea, in highschool this black guy asked me to suck his cock while we were walking home from the bus stop...i said no tho cuase i was fat and shy back then...if that shit happened t

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« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2006, 01:22:24 AM »
KK, I like you yeah because (I think) you're a fellow Englishman like myself.  

However, this idea is shit and I hope you get aids from just looking at these whores (and of course, I hope you die for using MySpace at all).
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