Newest NSFW Forum Rules *READ* *UPDATED*

[Elusive-x]

This forum will serve as the repository of all not safe for work (NSFW) content posted at isonews.com. By creating this forum, the staff of isonews.com is not endorsing the rampant posting of gross and disgusting content. Instead, we believe this to be the best solution to keeping the other forum areas free of posts that may offend or bother users. All NSFW content must be posted in this forum or not at all.

This forum will be moderated in the sense that select individuals will be asked to keep conversations civil and to enforce other site rules (e.g. obeying U.S. law). Beyond that, all content will be permitted on ONE CONDITION.

** Every thread in this forum must be CLEARLY labeled as to what material is posted or linked to within the thread by means of a simple description **

In the quest to turn this forum into another legendary iSONEWS forum section, a few iSONEWS style rules will have to be implemented.

1. No links to copywritten material. Unfortunately this can lead to post deletion and having your account disabled temporarily or permanently.

2. No child/kiddie porn. This too can lead to post deletion and having your account disabled temporarily or permanently. Let’s try and use the US definition of “legal” here, shall we? In other words, no sexually explicit material involving the depiction and exploitation of minors (under 18 ).

3. No Goatse/Tubgirl! We understand that sort of humor gets funnier and funnier to some of you, but unless you're going to pay for our psychiatrist bills, keep that shit out of here. Its older than the internets and is just really not humorous anymore.

4. This is much more of a suggestion than a rule: plz try to stay out of posting or wading in garbage. iSONEWS community members don't like garbage. By garbage I mean run of the mill, boring as crap material i.e. stuff that wouldn't even shock your net surfing granny, or even arouse your schizo perverted uncle.

5. If a thread is NSFW, it had better be NSFW. Much like a mentally unstable ex-girlfriend, us here at iSONEWS do not take kindly to having our feelings played with, and we do tend to react harshly to this sort of deception.

6. If you have seen certain material before, don't post useless crap, such as, 'seen it already douchebag, you suck, dupe asshole, pls die, you live under a rock, etc'. These type of posts will be removed. No one cares if you have seen it already, it is possible many others did not. Just move on.

7. Rules are always open to modification. In other words, you can still get in trouble for a rule not posted in here. Look at the bright side, once you get in trouble, you could say that you helped create a new rule.

8. TAG YOUR THREADS AND TAG THEM PROPERLY!! FAILURE TO INCLUDE A TAG WILL RESULT IN A TEMP BAN. A brief accurate description is now mandatory.
If you start a thread please make efforts to describe the content. For some it's easy, for some it's not. But generally most threads in NSFW should take this shape:

"This is what the thread is about [This is why it's NSFW]"Easy enough? No?

Ok, I'll elaborate. If you get a hold of dynamite clip of some chick getting eaten out by her hot twin sister, the thread should look something like:

Twin getting eaten out by look-alike[nudity,cunnilingus]

Usually there's not too much stuff going on, but if there is, just tag it [porn]. Once everyone gets into the habit of tagging, i'm sure you'll have a easier time dupe-hunting, know what your tastes/what you can stomach, in NSFW are etc. etc.

Basically, just try and name threads with distinct words, and words that would be associated with what is in the vid, imgs, or whatever you are posting. For example, something like Hahaha wtfbbqz0rz [teh shiznits cr@zie bitch] is not considered a proper name and tag. This vid may have a crazy bitch it in it, yes, but its possible she could also be getting shit on, or bukkaked to death. It is just retarded kiddy acronyms that to some people, looks nothing more like a foreign language. It also makes it very difficult for people to dupe search, since there wasnt any key words used like poop, piss, cum, woman, bukkake, scat, etc. A much more streamlined version would be Woman Gets Drowned In Cum [Bukkake Porn][/i] or Woman In Bukkake Scene [Sex+Nudity+Cumshots][/i]. Now, when people do a search with the words and phrases were all used to hearing, these things will virtually always show up, and people will also have a much more elaborate description of what is in the contents of the thread.

Update to previous addendum:

Please search as thoroughly as you can, with as many key words as you can. If you think you found something that NO ONE IN THE WHOLE WIDEST WORLDEST has possibly seen, well, odds are, we here at Isonews probably saw it already. Just take time to search before you post or start threads. If not, your thread will just wind up locked or deleted.

People who also continually post JUNK (a single image or a generic 2mb clip of a woman undressing/getting off that we've seen 1000 times, or anything else as lame) as a new thread, and NOT in the junk thread, will have their thread locked/deleted and their material reposted in the Junk Thread either by myself or another mod

Try and start threads for things, people, that aren't so generic, if you know what i mean. NSFW has been in effect for quite some time now, and virtually all of us perverts here have seen all the 'normal' and 'meh' things out there. Basicially, it doesnt bring anymore SHOCK VALUE, which was what NSFW was mostly intended, and it just clutters up the forum. We don't need to see, nor need a new thread for a short 30 second clip of some woman masturbating with a dildo or a link to the front page of a pay-porn site. Now yea, if it's Madonna or Jennifer Connelly you happened to find, then by all means, post a new thread as im sure people will have much to say about it and discuss. But if its your basic Plain Jane, keep it in the NSFW Junk Thread. Virtually no discussion can come from stuff like that and it doesnt need its own thread. We've all seen how a woman's pussy looks and how it looks when they shove a dildo up there and get off. Of course, that stuff is still valid, just use the NSFW JUNK THREAD for those things.

Thx to everyone who enforces this and doesn't create more clutter in the forum.

Just another thing all of you should know.

I sometimes take the time to go through the archives and delete old and outdated junk, especially dead links, 404's, etc. If you plan on posting something, then suddenly remembered it was a dupe, searched thoroughly and couldnt find it, well dont let your browneye pucker up and be afraid to repost it. Obviously, your link will be good, and people who didnt get a chance to see it the first time, will now be able to do so. Feel free to also help out if you like, and pm myself, or another mod about any old threads/material with dead links that you happened to find on your own. If you have the same material with a live link, by all means, bump the thread and post it so others who never seen it long ago, will now have that chance....or you can pm one of us and we will edit the bad links.

Yet another update

Sticky threads are now being put in place for the more common and popular things we are used to witnessing, such as bodily mutilations, certain porn types, etc. This will make it much easier for you all to access certain material since it will be staring you right in the face. If what you are going to post pertains to these things, post them in the appropriate thread.