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Mudslag Freak
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Guidokus Clueless
Joined: 16 Nov 2004
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Posted: 12-18-2009 06:47 AM Subject: |
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Looks great, can't wait. _________________ He took a duck in the face at 250 knots. |
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geetard Street voyeur
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
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Posted: 12-18-2009 09:28 AM Subject: |
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Based on the graphic novel by the guy who did Wanted. This looks far more faithful compared to the movie version of Wanted.
And @ Nic Cage. _________________
| Uncle_Mart wrote: | | Dude, I thought EVERYONE had Encarta? it has all that shit plus more, why the hell do you think im always right? |
| UberJumper wrote: | | Fingered and squirted. |
| Shwaggy wrote: | | Geetard is the quoting King. I still do feel better when he quotes me though. |
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Mhykul Irregular
Joined: 06 Aug 2003
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Posted: 12-18-2009 10:23 AM Subject: |
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Yeah but if they did Wanted like the comic then it would have been overly long and probably not make much sense. I mean really villains who go through a dimensional portal to kill other heroes along with the inter crimelord wars started by a guy who's right hand man is made of shit?
Nah they yanked bits and pieces and made it watchable, IMO. _________________ meh.. nuff said. |
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ButterDog Freak
Joined: 07 May 2005
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Posted: 12-18-2009 11:19 AM Subject: |
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| Another Nic Cage movie. Hope he doesn't lose his millions this time. |
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geetard Street voyeur
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
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Posted: 12-21-2009 09:34 PM Subject: |
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Red-band trailer for Hit-Girl:
http://www.empireonline.com/news/feed.asp?NID=2657 5
Holy shit. Oh and she's gonna be in that Let the Right One In remake. _________________
| Uncle_Mart wrote: | | Dude, I thought EVERYONE had Encarta? it has all that shit plus more, why the hell do you think im always right? |
| UberJumper wrote: | | Fingered and squirted. |
| Shwaggy wrote: | | Geetard is the quoting King. I still do feel better when he quotes me though. |
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david5182 R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

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Blah13 Man-Whore
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Posted: 12-21-2009 11:02 PM Subject: |
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this looks ok...... _________________ I got a 9 and i aint talkin` bout` a gun |
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Big D. Graphics Whore
Joined: 07 May 2002
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Posted: 12-22-2009 01:07 PM Subject: |
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Ok I started thinking it looks kinda funny once I saw McLovin and "kick-ass" in it. _________________ Tagan El Diablo case (25 and 36cm fans), CoolMax 700w PSU, MSI P35 Neo, Intel Q6600 @ 2.9ghz, Zalman CNPS9500 CPU cooler, 3GB DDR2 RAM @800mhz, AMD Vapor-X HD4890
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Revolver_O Nigger
Joined: 12 Jan 2002
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Posted: 12-22-2009 10:15 PM Subject: |
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Looks like it could be entertaining, but I doubt I see it in the theater. _________________
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Blah13 Man-Whore
Joined: 05 Apr 2006
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Posted: 12-22-2009 10:17 PM Subject: |
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| Revolver_O wrote: | | Looks like it could be entertaining, but I doubt I see it in the theater. |
got that right _________________ I got a 9 and i aint talkin` bout` a gun |
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John Chaser Freak
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Posted: 12-23-2009 12:56 AM Subject: |
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DAMN!  |
Double Damn!  |
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Mudslag Freak
Joined: 10 Sep 2003
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geetard Street voyeur
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
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Posted: 01-08-2010 04:06 PM Subject: |
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Awesome!  _________________
| Uncle_Mart wrote: | | Dude, I thought EVERYONE had Encarta? it has all that shit plus more, why the hell do you think im always right? |
| UberJumper wrote: | | Fingered and squirted. |
| Shwaggy wrote: | | Geetard is the quoting King. I still do feel better when he quotes me though. |
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OmegaVader Gaming Guru
Joined: 23 Feb 2003
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Posted: 01-08-2010 05:04 PM Subject: |
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| it kind of lost me with the kid performing super-human feats. It defeats the whole premise... |
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capbob Nutstain
Joined: 27 Jun 2002
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Posted: 01-08-2010 05:11 PM Subject: |
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| OmegaVader wrote: | | It defeats the whole premise... |
Which is what? |
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OmegaVader Gaming Guru
Joined: 23 Feb 2003
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Posted: 01-08-2010 05:50 PM Subject: |
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| capbob wrote: | | OmegaVader wrote: | | It defeats the whole premise... |
Which is what? |
so-called "real" super heroes, "you don't need powers to be a superhero." But it sure helps to be a physics-defying kid, apparently! |
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acme420 this is bullshit
Joined: 23 Mar 2002
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Posted: 01-08-2010 07:43 PM Subject: |
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lol i watched the youtube trailer where he shoots the little girl in the chest. i loled, i hope the rest of the movie is as good. _________________ its 4:20 do you know where your bong is? | TripleSixer wrote: | | my keyboard isnt bolted to my desk dumbshit i can move it abit to the left when I game so my arms line up perfectly no fucked wrists here, you should try it lol. | | Stegg wrote: | | Im an idiot cuz i can download and send 4.5Gigs in less than 25 seconds? Since when is that impossible, unbelievable, or astonishing? |
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Mhykul Irregular
Joined: 06 Aug 2003
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Posted: 01-09-2010 12:05 AM Subject: |
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| OmegaVader wrote: | | capbob wrote: | | Which is what? |
so-called "real" super heroes, "you don't need powers to be a superhero." But it sure helps to be a physics-defying kid, apparently! |
I wouldn't say they're physics defying in the traditional sense.... ok conservation of momentum of a little girl kicking you ain't going to make an adult male fly sure... but everything else looked realistic at least from a ninja like perspective.
Oh and McLovin as the Red Mist? HA! Brilliant! _________________ meh.. nuff said. |
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ZaKommando Killed Jesus
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Fonias Freak
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Posted: 01-27-2010 01:05 PM Subject: |
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This movie uses ninja physics engine _________________ djsweepah
"lol thats funny indeed, anyway the crack wasn't stolen from razor it was given to iTY by a deviance cracker and nuked for being a beta which it wasnt." |
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Krizza REPO MAN

Joined: 20 Oct 2000
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Posted: 01-27-2010 01:32 PM Subject: |
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Except for the violence and language, this looks like it's been made for little kids in addition to featuring them. Not impressed. _________________ A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. |
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Phero Lawful Neutral
Joined: 19 Jun 2001
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Posted: 01-27-2010 03:10 PM Subject: |
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Cage is just annoying now so that definitely draws points but if they moderate the slapstick and preteen stuff it might actually be funny. _________________
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Mhykul Irregular
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Posted: 01-27-2010 11:40 PM Subject: |
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| Krizza wrote: | | Except for the violence and language, this looks like it's been made for little kids in addition to featuring them. Not impressed. |
Well it's been made after the comic, which is far from being little kid friendly.
It features the kids because those are the ones who want to be superheroes... oh yeah and Nick Cage's character. _________________ meh.. nuff said. |
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mogila Freak
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Posted: 01-28-2010 12:53 AM Subject: |
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| Phero wrote: | | Cage is just annoying now so that definitely draws points but if they moderate the slapstick and preteen stuff it might actually be funny. |
Hey, have you watched the new Bad Lieutenant? He's great in that, totally bonkers.
Somehow though, I doubt they will moderate all that preteen stuff. It seems to be a standard enforced in this type of movie lately, and that's just unfortunate. I'm still keeping my fingers crossed though. |
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Krizza REPO MAN

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Posted: 01-28-2010 02:23 AM Subject: |
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| Mhykul wrote: | | It features the kids because those are the ones who want to be superheroes... |
I don't mind there being kids in movies when it's done right, like in "The Lovely Bones" or "Let The Right One In", but here the result looks childish. _________________ A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. |
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geetard Street voyeur
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Posted: 02-02-2010 07:07 PM Subject: |
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Red-band international trailer:
http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-GB&vid=df8e 1600-9d67-47ce-9b2b-6171d203b64d
Little girl says "cock"; g should like this. _________________
| Uncle_Mart wrote: | | Dude, I thought EVERYONE had Encarta? it has all that shit plus more, why the hell do you think im always right? |
| UberJumper wrote: | | Fingered and squirted. |
| Shwaggy wrote: | | Geetard is the quoting King. I still do feel better when he quotes me though. |
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Phero Lawful Neutral
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Posted: 02-02-2010 10:44 PM Subject: |
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| mogila wrote: | | Phero wrote: | | Cage is just annoying now so that definitely draws points but if they moderate the slapstick and preteen stuff it might actually be funny. |
Hey, have you watched the new Bad Lieutenant? He's great in that, totally bonkers.
Somehow though, I doubt they will moderate all that preteen stuff. It seems to be a standard enforced in this type of movie lately, and that's just unfortunate. I'm still keeping my fingers crossed though. |
I watched it and you're absolutely right, he's as good as in Leaving Las Vegas.
Bad Lieutenant is a great movie for sure so I guess all hope is not lost but Cage really is hit and miss. _________________
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Mhykul Irregular
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Posted: 02-03-2010 05:58 PM Subject: |
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Also says "cunt" in one of the RB trailers.
oooh little girl says dirty words.. tehehehehehehehe _________________ meh.. nuff said. |
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KK Goatse Enthusiast
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Posted: 03-23-2010 07:34 PM Subject: |
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Got back from a screening tonight and really enjoyed this. It's a little slow to start and initially seems to be going down the wrong tracks (romance), but then kicks into gear after around 30 minutes or so.
I wasn't too keen on Kick-ass (the 'main' guy) as he's a bit of a douche, and it's a shame Big Daddy/Hit-Girl didn't get more screen time. Also, considering it's two hours long, there's almost zero back story as to why the bad guys are...bad. Apart from the fact they seem to be Italian mobsters...
Also loved a scene where Big Daddy is giving a serious talk in Kick Ass's bedroom and he looks like an absolute fuck-tard in his wannabe Batman costume + dodgy eye makeup and stuck on beard
So yeah, it's still really enjoyable and I know it'll be an instant classic - for me the last two fight scenes being on par with the Matrix' Lobby Scenes "holy shit" factor when you first saw that movie. Hit-Girl making the guys blow their brains out with their own gun? freakin' sweet!
8/10 for me _________________ Okay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over — an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist. |
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